Crap! The shift is fucking deceiving. I look so fucking chipper now than I did a microsecond ago. This is becoming me. Deviens se que tu es. A craven attempt to sound intellectual. Failed. A non-Kaye moment is badly needed. I need to fill a hungry stomach and a hungry mind lusting for motivation. Got any? Got coke? Coke really. Is it sexier to use s instead of z in spelling out the word globalisation? Depends on who uses it right? This is a sick generation. We complain about “too much” work to be done. I mean, are we really even working our asses off? Yeah right! Like your Gundam didn’t come in one piece! Independence is really in dependence. Incomplete thought you say? Complete it! What am I raving about here? I can’t have coke light for 5 days! That’s it. This is suffering. MY kind of suffering. Now, don’t you go pointing that finger of yours in my face.

Need something productive and introspective to do this Lenten season? Wanna get in touch with that lazy alter-ego? Try Pre-association writing. Just right down whatever comes to your mind. Tickle the subconscious baby! Does it work? Figure it out for yourself just this once! For chrissake! We are fucking annoying!

CONVERSATION AT DXH553

Life says, "Experience is the best teacher."

Anansi says, "I am a terrible student."

Life says, "Happiness is a choice."

Anansi says, "I am bad with choices. I have oncological indecisiveness. Case basis."

Life says, "I am good."

Anansi says, "I don't have you."

Life says, "You're a tough ass!"

Anansi: "So are you!

Life: FuCK OFF! I am so tired of being likeable! I want to be respected!